So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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