she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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