My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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