what if every blade of grass was a penis?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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