Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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