How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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