from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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