if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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