So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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