She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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