I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
