i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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