My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
COCAINE IS GR8
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
