you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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