I didn't shave. On purpose
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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