Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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