matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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