this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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