I look better un-naked...
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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