Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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