Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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