I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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