So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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