Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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