i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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