Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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