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I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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