He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
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