i already hear my dad disowning me
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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