I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Randomize
