He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You don't make any sense
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