I wish my penis had an off switch
Do you still have your period?
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
honey bunches of taint.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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