i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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