Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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