I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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