I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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