Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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