I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
