I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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