I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Let's get the cat blown out
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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