You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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