just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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