She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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