i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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