How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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