yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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