I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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