I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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