D3 body, D1 cock
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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