D3 body, D1 cock
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Randomize
