Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
my god I love twenty year old dicks
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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