She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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