there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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