If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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